No, I am not starting another alliterative and day-related theme around here, at least regularly, but I was making a variety of Tiki drinks last night, and now it is Tuesday, and time to talk Tiki.
I have clearly been reading too many pun-and-alliteration-littered Tiki menus.

Model not included.
So, anyway, a few weeks ago a contest on Sloshed! won me a copy of Beachbum Berry Remixed, an updated, revised, prettied-up and expanded edition of the first two Tiki history/recipe/everything books from the foremost historian of all things fake-Polynesian, Jeff “Beachbum” Berry. And, after many days of lamenting, a couple sessions of shopping, and a few more days of steeping and experimenting, I finally managed to have, in one place, many of the ingredients necessary to dig into a few of the book’s zillions of recipes. Here’s the first of a few worth trying, with digressions on the making of some ingredients:
Tortuga
1/2 oz orange juice
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/2 oz lime juice
1/2 oz orange Curaçao*
1/2 oz white creme de cacao
1/4 oz grenadine
1 oz Italian (sweet) vermouth**
1 oz Lemon Hart 151-proof Demerara rum***
3/4 oz 151-proof Bacardi rum****
Shake all with ice cubes. Strain into a pilsner glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with lime wedge.
This is a tremendous, smoky, spicy, almost-but-not-quite-too-sweet cocktail, created by cocktail genius Constantine Ribailagua of La Florida, the Havana bar that also invented La Floridita (occasionally known, maybe incorrectly, as the Hemingway daiquiri). I had to take a few liberties, and was pleased to take some others. To wit, by asterisk:
* I made homemade orange Curaçao a while back, and it’s tremendous; if you don’t happen to have Curaçao orange peels sitting around, the premade version will work just fine.
** Just made my own red vermouth last week, using some subpar red table wine and this recipe. It is to Martini & Rossi what a Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X is to a Mitsubishi moped. Again, not necessary, but oh-so-good.
*** Lemon Hart 151 is always a problem; it’s well-nigh impossible to find in a lot of the U.S. My half-ass substitute here was 1/2 oz Appleton Estate V/X, 1/4 oz Myers’s Dark and an extra 1/4 oz Bacardi 151. That made a good drink; Lemon Hart would likely make an amazing one.
**** This is an acceptable substitution for the original 123-proof Cuban rum called for, international trade laws being what they are.
As Tiki drinks go, this has reasonably accessible rums and juices and such; the homemade touches are fun, but not strictly necessary. If you’re new to Tiki, or just want something classically tested and delicious, this is a fine place to start. Next week: our own (well, this guy’s) homemade coffee dram takes center stage.
It has been nothing if not a delicious week, even if the heat yesterday made us want someone else to do the cooking. (Thanks, Cafe Maude! Incidentally, also home of the most underrated cocktail menu in Minneapolis.) And it all started with Twitter, like what doesn’t on the Internet anymore? Last week, on the ever-awesome [...]